Chris Moyles – Missy Elliot lyrics

I wake up in my bed
Sit up and scratch my head
Get up and have a pee
Then have a cup of tea
I go and run a bath
And have a real laugh
Jump in and have a wash
And think oh my gosh
What am I going to wear
Clothes are a real nightmare
Watch out for chewed up shoes
Flip flops are real shoes
Leather
Got to get to work
No time to flap or fuss
I'm going to miss my buss
Get your pants on
Get your socks on
Get your jeans on
And get a move on
Get your shirt on
Get your coat on
Get a get a get a get a get a move on
Get your pants on
Get your socks on
Get your jeans on
And get a move on
Get your shirt on
Get your coat on
Get a get a get a get a get a move on
And brush your teeth
You're going to miss that bus
Brush my teeth side to side
Gargle and open wide
Now rinse and spit in bowl
I ain't got none to go
I need to find my keys
Where are they help me please
They are not on the hook
I have already looked
Maybe they're in the door
Or fallen on the floor
Oh god where can they be
Oh look I think I see
My keys are in my coat
I really am a useless scrote
Get your face on
Get your coat on
Get your scarf on
And get a move on
Get your gloves on
Get your hat on
Get a get a get a get a get a move on
Get your face on
Get your coat on
Get your scarf on
And get a move on
Get your gloves on
Get your hat on
Get a get a get a get a get a move on