Chris Moyles – Oasis - She's Dyslexic lyrics

She's dyslexic
She measures everything in metric
and she owns a scalextric
and she plays all day
she's an acer
her flat is tidy every things in placea
for breakfast she has a whisky chaser
yeah... and she's drunk all day
she likes drinking beer
fosters becks and carling
and she drinks all day
( drunken tart)
she smokes fags and she farts
and she's really smelly
and her feet pong
co's I thinks that she never bathes
her smells so bad it stays for days
she smells just like a boggy marsh
she's so smelly she smells like a donkeys
AAARRRRRRSSSSEEEEEE