Chumbawamba – 43. The Tennis Racket lyrics

Sat with strawberries and cream
Listening to all the players scream
From right to left and left to right
"The ball was in!"
"No, it was out!"
The money goes up the fun has gone
There's a thousand pounds on every point
And all the players bicker and shout
"The ball was in!"
"No, it was out!"
That's not what tennis is all about
That's not what the game is all about
Whether the ball was in or out
That's not what tennis is all about
You cannot be serious!