Kevin Bloody Wilson – Rootin' in the back of the ute lyrics

Rootin’ In The Back Of The Ute

It’s Saturday afternoon and I'm horny
And I don’t wanna get on the booze
And I don’t wanna go and watch the footy,
coz my fucking team will probably lose… again
and I don’t wanna drink with your brothers
coz I remember that the last time I did
I woke up next morning in the gutter
They’d pinched me watch and broken two of me ribs

Like I said I’m feeling a bit frisky, so I’ll tell you what we ought to do
Bang some sanggers and some tinnies in the esky
and go rootin’ in back of the ute

rootin’ in the back of the ute, on a blanket with the tailgate down
a couple of cans and a vegemite sandwich
we’ll go rootin’ in the back of the ute

(Guitar Solo)

But if you wanna go to a party, you better go with somebody else
Coz last time I went to a party was a
Barbie I got pissed and made a cunt of myself
If you’re not feeling that horny, you don’t wanna join in the fun
If you don’t feel like a naughty, just lie there while I have one

Got a Saturday afternoon whoppin' hard on
So I tell you what we ought do
Head for the scrub and rip our gear off
And go rootin’ in the back of the ute

rootin’ in the back of the ute, on a blanket with the tailgate down
a couple of cans and a vegemite sandwich
we’ll go rootin’ in the back of the ute

rootin’ in the back of the ute, on a blanket with the tailgate down
a couple of tins and a vegemite sandwich
we’ll go rootin’ in the back of the ute

rootin’ in the back of the ute, on a blanket with the tailgate down
a couple of cans and a vegemite sandwich
we’ll go rootin’ in the back of the ute

rootin’ in the back of the ute on a blanket with the tailgate down
parked down on the beach and we can charge a dollar each to watch us
rootin’ in the back of the ute

rootin’ in the back of the ute, on a blanket with the tailgate down
a couple of cans and a vegemite sandwich
we’ll go rootin’ in the back of the ute

rootin’ in the back of the ute, on a blanket with the tailgate down
a couple of cans and a vegemite sandwich
we’ll go rootin’ in the back of the ute