Kevin Bloody Wilson – Supa Mega Fugly lyrics

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a mouldy mango twist
Complexion like a pizza
With warts and marls and zits
And just to even say her name
You've got to be half pissed
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a mouldy mango twist

When she was born the doctor slapped her mother in the mouth
And when they brought her home they wouldnt let her in the house
And as she grew, its sad to say, she just grew uglier
They tied some snags around her neck so the dog would play with her
Before she went to school each day they had to iron her face
She'd get the cuts for comin' early and merit points for comin' late
And they had a potrait painted in six different shades of shit
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a mouldy Mungbean twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a mouldy mungbean twist
Including her own mum and dad she hasn't yet been kissed
Just to even say her name ya got to be half pissed
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a Mouldy mungbean twist

When she puts on her lipstick it keeps backing down the tube
And I woke up screamin dreamin that Id seen her in the nude
When she sits on the beach the tides too frightened to come in
A sperm whale tried to root her last time she went for a swim
If they made an ugly meter, shed blow the thing to bits
Under grotesque in the dictionary theres a photo of her tits
And if i ever cracked a fat for her Id amputate my dick
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a bastard arsehole twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a bastard arsehole twist
Hells Angels wouldnt root her, said there not that fucking sick
So she bought herself a dildo but she couldnt keep it stiff
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a bastard arsehole twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
Oh god, shes fuckin ugly,
Shes a Supa Mega Fugly,
With a hanging hemeroid twist