Shiteman – Basement Jacking lyrics

Friday nights about the time,
when men unite but keep in mind/
that games or jokes shall not be found,
while busy in the underground/
Cause now's the time for all the dudes,
to get into a vulgar grove/
so loosen up and don't be shy,
just let Reynaldo squeeze your thigh/
Jim and Bob are grinding
and Neal's completely nude,
Russ hands out the rubbers
while José breaks out the lube/
so grind your hips and lick your lips
cause tits will be for snacking,
pretty soon you'll join the fun
we'll all be... Basement Jacking!!!/

Oh Yeah... ...Basement Jacking (4x)

Whips, chains, dildos
and butt-less leather chaps,
If someone asks "where your heads at?"
just say "In Joey's Lap"/
N' SYNC And Backstreet Boys
Fuck 98 degrees,
but B2K Likes it best
when Justin's on his knees/

Rub against the dancing pole
or step behind the glory hole/
ram an ass against the door
then spread your eagle on the floor/
lie right back open your legs
don't make your best friends brother beg/
you can take the three foot broom
when your in the Basement Jacking room/

Now everyone is oiled up
it's a fling you cannot miss,
so close your eyes and relish
in the joy of David's fist/
slip your hands in Peters pants
and check out what he's packing,
pretty soon you'll make him cum
were all... Basement Jacking/

Oh Yeah... ...Basement Jacking (4x)

Get ready for the Basement Jacking!!!
Get nasty in the Basement Jacking!!!
Get oral in the Basement Jacking!!!
Get anal in the Basement Jacking!!!

Oh Yeah... Basement Jacking. (3x)