Shiteman – Grandma's Song lyrics

When I was a little boy, Grandma was a strange lady.
While other Grandmas would sing nursery rhymes,
This is what Grandma would sing to me.

(Hit it Big Crack!)
The Monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole,
you saw his asshole...
it was big!!!
The Monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole,
you saw his asshole...
And it was pink and it was big!!!

Up he goes,
Mighty Joe,
with the big bunghole...
Up he goes,
Mighty Joe,
with the big asshole!!!

(Play It Big Top...)

(Sing It Russ...)

The Monkey clawed my balls on the kitchen floor,
It was so sore,
oh the pain...
The Monkey clawed my balls on the kitchen floor,
It was so sore,
when he ripped out the varicose veins!!!

He's off the walls,
I hope he falls,
for scratching my balls...
He's off the walls,
I hope he falls,
for ripping out my old wrinkled balls!!!

The Monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole,
you saw his asshole...
it was big!!!
The Monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole,
you saw his asshole...
And it was pink and it was big!!!