The Clintons – Abercrombie Jeans lyrics

Well I know this gal from California, she’s a pretty as a pretty gal can be
And I know that gal knows I like her, and I’m pretty sure that pretty gal likes me
Everything’s fine except for one problem, she wants a big, expensive diamond on her hand
And there aint no way that I can settle down, cuz I’m playing in a rock and roll band

The rock star life or a young a pretty wife
The question is, which one will it be?
All the groupies in their teens with their Abercrombie Jeans
Enough to drive a man like me crazy

Well I like my life as a bachelor, I’ve got a dirty house and my cooking tastes like scat
I go out when I can, I always dress just like a man,
I don’t go nowhere without my trusty baseball cap
Now that pretty gal wants to take me shopping, buy me clothes and shoes that look real nice
But I don’t want to be bossed around, I just want to paint the town,
Not paint my hair to look like Vanilla Ice

Well I like that gal from California, but I’m afraid that I’ll just have to move along
Live my life up on the stage, play guitar like Jimmy Page
Taking candy from a stranger is just plain wrong.