The Clintons – College Daze lyrics

Four a.m., drunk again, got a final in biology at 10
Stupid me, nothing’s free, this degree is taking an eternity

Test 1, test 2, didn’t really study now my GPA is screwed
But I’m the king, of other things, just go and get me loaded and I’ll take one for the team

Cuz when we’re pounding Jaeger schmee schmees, I’m the one who keeps ‘em down
Don’t bother saving face cuz the loser always pays
and I’ll be your drunken monkey clown

College daze, trying to make it through my college daze
I’ll return to grace, when I make it through, once I make it through my college daze.

It’s four, I’m out the door,
You can bet within the hour I’ll be passed out on the floor
Bottles here, bottles there,
A semester long collection and you know we’ve drank our share

Cuz when we’re bonging Jaeger schmee schmees
I’m the fool who throws ‘em down
No matter what the stakes, I’ll do anything it takes
And I’m used to sleeping on the ground…