Weird Al Yankovic – Don't Shoot Mister Postman lyrics

Stop!
Don't shoot,
wait a minute
Mister Postman
(Please!)
Put down that weapon,
Mister Postman

Mister Postman, can this be? (Oww Noooo)
Is that an uzi in your bag I see?
(Please, Please)
You've been so quiet for such a long time (Ow no)
Has linkin steps made you lose your mind

Through wind and rain they've always tried
Seems to me like they're real nice guys
The pay is good
The uniform is snappy
We don't know why they go trigger happpy

Mister Postman
Can this be?
Is that a uzi in your bag I see?
You've been so quiet for such a long time
Has linkin steps made you lose your mind?
You got to wait a minute, wait a minute
Ow yeah
wait a minute, wait a minute
Oh yeah
He's the poooohoowhostman
Oh yeah

(You! In the postoffice! Put down that letter opener.)

You got to wait a minute, wait a minute
Don't shoot!
wait a minute, wait a minute
Don't shoot!