Weird Al Yankovic – Hello I Love You Let's Get Tested For Aids lyrics

Hello I love you let's get tested for aids
You know I trust you but you can't tell these days
Hello I love you let's get tested for aids
You know I want you but let's wait a few days

She might look nice and sweet
But sleeps with every guy she meets
You might think you know some guy
But you know guys and they always lie

Hello I love you let's get tested for aids
You know I trust you but you can't tell these days
Hello I love you and I'd like to get laid
You know I want you but I'm deadly affraid

She hopes my hand and size
But her hand wont satisfy
Our thoughts so wicked but our legs acrossed
And I doubt I can't hold out to long

The doc won't know for at least a week
I'm like a dog locked up with my mating heat
And I hope she doesn't see me through
Cause I hope to use my rusty tool

Hellooooooo Hello
Hellooooooo Hello

phone ringing

spoken: Euh, hello?