Weird Al Yankovic – Spy Hard lyrics

A man of intrigue
he lives for the thrill
Always has places to go
and people to kill

Danger is the game he plays
and he holds every card
Cause if you wanna win
you gotta spy hard

A man of the world
so suave and discreet
He trips over women
piled up at his feet

But evil's lurking
so he's always on his guard
Cause if your gonna spy
you better spy hard

He's always there
when the chips are beginning to fall
He wouldn't care if they kicked him and grabbed him and
shot him and stabbed him and nailed both his ears to the wall

Facing death everyday
is a tough job for any man
But his hours are flexible
and he's got a great dental plan

By the way if you walked in late
allow me to reiterate
The name of this movie is
Spy Hard

They call it Spy Hard