Weird Al Yankovic – Wannabe Stormtrooper lyrics

I gotta get off this planet

Tatooine is such a hell hole
Why the hell do I even bother?
I ain't got no future here
I'll probably spend the rest of my life here
Fixing moisture evaporators for the townspeople
Or repairing droids for pocket change
Fending off the sand-people...
poor sand-people...
Look what they've been reduced to...
i bet with a little education and a homeworld
they could make something out their lives
but nothing will ever get better
here in grimy hellhole of space

i should join The Empire
i know they're evil an all
but they're a good kind of evil
their uniforms are way cool
and they get to travel and blow stuff up
And chicks dig Stormtroopers...big time
they're like...intergalactic rockstars
stormtroopers get laid men, but not me
if i want a little love, i gotta hitch a ride to mos eisley
and pay 50 cents for a wookie prostitute
50 seconds of pleasure
and 50 years of regret...wookie love is pointless
my life is pointless
i gotta get off this planet