Weird Al Yankovic – Wonderbra lyrics

Today was gonna be the day i was gonna tell you we were through,
Until i came to your house and i noticed something new with you.
I couldnt believe my eyes i kept on thinking to myself,
theres something wrong.

Coz usually your breasts are always saggin,
They hang so low that on the floor they're draggin,
But today ive got to say they seemed to be in place,
but i dont know how.

i thought maybe,
you think i could be going crazy,
But then i saw,
saw your wonderbra.

Im not embarrassed anymore when im walking down the street with you.
and now every girl in town says they're gonna go and buy one too.
I dont believe that any girl should have to be without a wonderbra.

My mums got one and now shes in her glory,
well dads got one but thats another story.
There are just so many girls who are jealous of them too,
and they all say wow.

You know its crazy,
shes used to makin home made gravy,
but thats my mum,
in her wonderbra.

i said its crazy, ( i said its crazy,)
shes usually makin gravy, (makin gravy,)
but thats my mum, (thats my mum,)
in her wonderbra.