Veggie Tales – The song of the Cebu lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Larry the Cucumber presents,
In a sequential image, stereo-phonic, multi-media event
The Song Of The Cebu!
Cebu!
This is a song about a boy,
A song about a little boy and his cebus,
A song about a little boy and his three cebus!
The little boy who had a sick cebu,
A sad Cebu
And a mute Cebu
And also a hippo
Umm, umm,
This is me at the airport,
This is my aunt Ruth,
This is me in a bull fight,
This is me fighting a bull,
(Oooh)
This is me and the bull
(Aaah)
This is me and the bull
And i think that's the bull's cousin,
He's a cebu.
Hold it!
You call this a multi-media event?
This is a slide projector and, and a bed sheet!
And what on Earth is a cebu anyway?
It's kinda like a cow, see?
Yes, well very good,
This could be interesting,
Carry on
Cebu! Sing it with me!
Cebu (Cebu)
Boy is riding with cebu
(Boy is riding the cebu)
Into town in his canoe
(Into town in his canoe)
Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing
Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo
(Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo ahcu moo moo
Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo moo moo)
Hippo chewing on bamboo
(Hippo chewing on bamboo)
Can't see boy and three Cebu
(Can't see boy and three Cebu)
Sad cebu is rowing and crying
Ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo
Ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo moo moo
(Ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo
Ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo
Ba hoo moo moo moo moo)
Cebu!
(Cebu!)
Cebu!
(Cebu!)
Achoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo Cebu!
Hippo seen by mute cebu
(Hippo seen by mute cebu)
Tries to tell the other two
(Tries to tell the other two)
Mute cebu is waving and grunting
uhmmm, uhmmm,
uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm
(uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm,
uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm)
Uh oh
Wait! What happens next?
Um
Does the hippo see them?
Is the poor mute cebu successful in communicating the eminent danger
to the other passengers?
Is the boy injurered?
Why is the sad cebu sad?
Is the canoe wood?
Or aluminum?
This is quite disappointing
I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this.
Oh look a Cebu!
No wait, thats a water buffalo
No more song about cebu
Need another verse or two
Audience is standing and leaving
Bye-bye moo moo bye bye moo
Bye-bye moo moo moo moo
I want my money back
Yeah, that'd be good