Chris Moyles – Divine Comedy - Pony Trek lyrics

If you like to go out
Far and wide and about
I've something for you
Meet the birds in the trees
Live on fresh garden peas
It's no lie, it's true
Leave the family behind
Don't worry they won't mind
Tell them I called you
Pack your bags and get set
Just be calm and don't fret
And visit the loo
Let's go off road with the gee-gee's
Join our pony trek
Go on, hey what the heck
It relieves your piles
Lets go clippity-clop
Over field and hill top
We can go for miles
Ponys are lots of fun
When you get them to run
And jump over stiles
In a couple of years
Or after several beers
You'll want England trials
Let's go off road with the gee-gee's
We're going to do what we please
If you work for Midland Bank
Or you drive a sherman tank
Come with us you boring git
HOP ON BABY !
It's a pony trek